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*irish i had something green*

I'm spontaneous, random, crazy, adventurous, chill, moralistically a man, much more of a giver than I am a taker, blunt, and pervy all rolled into one. However, if you cant keep me intellectually entertained as well as sexually entertained, I tend to get bored easily.

Same goes for humor...I'm a clown. Always cracking jokes...no one likes a sour puss. Literally haha. Here are the ABC's on how to turn me off. A: have a picture of your penis or only of your so-called "body".

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If you actually need to describe yourself as "in shape" and/or "sexy", then you're not. C: Use the phrase "I'd like to get to know you"...yeah no *&$!sherlock, you're obviously wanking yourself off to my profile for a reason.

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Here's some qualities that seem to draw me in to a man... -sarcastic and effed-up sense of humor -short, but not shorter than me, although, if you got the right bad boy attitude, tall and toned definitely does it for me -clean, as in takes care of yourself, but not creepily perfect, not looking for a metro -i tend to go for white boys the most.

..not a hater, just preference. -no fatties, no skin&bones, and no 'roided out beefy dudes... you don't have to be flashing me your "guns", I could care less...as long as you can throw me on the bed, you're good to go -no baldies, no fonzies, no fros, no hippie hair, no chewbacas I'm sure I'll think of more later.

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