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My Life as a Bum: Tuesday (whatever date it was) from 1pm to 1am I sat in an internet cafe and tried
to think of what to do and where to go. While there, I was hit on by this creepy dude. Then, as I left
this other guy tried to lure me into his car.
I just smiled and shook my head. I had found a 24 hour
deli called Jerry's Famous Deli. I had about going in. I got a sandwich, fries and a Sprite. My
total was .
76 or something. Plus I tipped . Even when broke I tip. I fail. So. I had slept maybe
6 hours in the last 4 days. I was exhausted. Dizzy with it even. As soon as my eyes closed in Jerry's...they
kicked me out.
So I went out back and sat down. While there, I was approached by 2 men. First one:
Alberto. 'Gato' to his friends. Ex-felon, all around good guy, etc. We talked about positive thinking
and he gave me a dollar and fed me some food.
Which I ended up getting food poisoning from. But it's
the thought that counts. He kept saying I was too good to be on the street, that I was beautiful, and
with a little makeup I would be stunning.
That I have so much to offer and stuff. I smiled and nodded.
Second guy: Some Cuban dude with a heavy accent. He told me to go to City Hall at 7am and they would
give me free housing for 2 months.
I didn't. There was this homeless kitty and his sister. I got him
to trust me enough to come over. I fed and watered him and then we cuddled. A few nights later I
slept outside of the cafe and I was awakened by some Cuban dude kneeling in front of me speaking Spanish
and rubbing my leg and arm.
I told him to go away and let me sleep. He just kept at it. I told him
not to mess with me when I was that exhausted and then he caressed my face. o_O So I pushed him over
and he fell on his butt.
I went back to sleep. Friday I almost had to stab someone. As it was, I
cut him. Nude pics east texas area Feel free to contact me: If you are not stupid. If you can make
me laugh.
If you don't care that I am slightly insane and come up the oddest ideas. If you can handle
my quirks and lack of morals. Also, if you have food. 'specially ice cream. P.S. I am not on here
looking for anything sex related.
I signed up for this jobby thing. If I don't get it...I'm leaving.
So if you wish for nothing more than interesting and slightly entertaining conversation...try me. Sex
stuff? No thanks.
I prefer meeting people in real life before I sex them. P.S. My soul is up for auction.
Contact me if interested.
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